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Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction Songtext
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm drivin' in my car
And a man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey, hey, hey, that's what I say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey, hey, hey, that's what I say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm ridin' 'round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me, "Baby better come back maybe next week
'Cause you see I'm on a losin' streak"
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey, hey, hey, that's what I say

I can't get no
I can't get no
I can't get no
Satisfaction
No satisfaction
No satisfaction
No satisfaction
I can't get no
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Artikel #33777 (Bilder und Text) wurde verfasst von UBI-11.
11 Lifehacks die das Leben erleichtern!
Bester Moment ist wenn deine Eltern in dein Zimmer kommen und sehen wie ihr Kind mit einem Karton auf dem Kopf in seinem Bett liegt.
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Artikel #28310 (Bilder und Text) wurde verfasst von Last_Samurai.
Otto Waalkes erschreckt die Leute im Wachsfigurenkabinett
Otto Waalkes setzt sich neben eine echte Wachsfigur und die Leute denken, er sei auch aus Wachs. Zum Totlachen!!! ^^
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Artikel #18564 (Bilder und Text) wurde verfasst von KEM-11.
Last-Minute Dessert
Zutaten:
Biskuit
28 Spekulatiuskekse
4 Eier
100 g Zucker
1 Prise Salz
1 Prise Zimt
0,5 TL Vanilleextrakt
100 g Walnüsse
100 g Mehl

Schmandcreme
200 g Schmand
250 g Quark
80 g Puderzucker
1 TL Vanilleextrakt
400 g Sahne
8 TL San-apart
1 Dose Pfirsich

Dekoration
28 Spekulatius Kekse
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Artikel #58959 (Bilder und Text) wurde verfasst von KOM-12.
Pharrell Williams - Happy
It might seem crazy what I am about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
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Artikel #34418 (Bilder und Text) wurde verfasst von ADA-12.
Rob $tone - Chill Bill ft. J.Davis & Spooks
Rob $tone, two damn phones
Babylons can't crack the code
Used to sip out styrofoam
But figured I should stick to dro (weed!)
Backwoods overload
Don't like to smoke them swishers, ho
If you hit my liquor store
It's 50 cents for single Ports

Said she wanna roll with me and smoke up all my weed
I said, "Baby just buy Dutches 'cause you can't smoke for free
I got some loud but no money, babe, buy me a Fiji"
She said, "You need a job", bitch, f**k a job, I still get cheese

[J. Davi$:]
Two cell phones, Mr. Mothafuck-A-Thot
Mr. I-Be-On-That-Block, 12-07 f**k an op
They hear my name, they see my squad
Rolling dope up on the spot
I'm with your bitch, she on my jock
Ain't got no time to love a thot
Got niggas mad, my flow so hot
Got niggas mad, my squad won't stop
We in the game, won't take no loss
I'm sippin' water out the Voss
Got lean all in my fuckin' Sprite
Turnin' up on fuckin' sight
Mr. Kenny Powers
Bout to take your girlfriend home tonight, bitch

[Spooks:]
And I'm smokin' on that widow when you see it out the window
Got a dusty old tee, lookin' bummy, leave it simple
Growin' up, I was always in the middle
So I gotta hold it down for my older and my little
And my brothas beside me so f**k it we mobbin' deep
Always grimey, no findin' me but I be in LG
If your lil' fuckboy lame ass wanna creep
I live by the lemon 'cause that fucka chose me

[Rob $tone:]
Said she wanna roll with me and smoke up all my weed
I said, "Baby just buy Dutches 'cause you can't smoke for free
I got some loud but no money, babe, buy me a Fiji"
She said, "You need a job", bitch, f**k a job, I still get cheese
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Artikel #42541 (Bilder und Text) wurde verfasst von Hansi.

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